I like cheesy POOFS!!
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I like cheesy POOFS!!
I got this in an email recently thought it was funny, figured I would share
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-1-1-$-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bu11$hit and A$$ kissing that will put you over the top.
How many people on here can do the Truffle Shuffle!? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
never heard of it
neither have I.
anybody on here tried longhorn wintergreen.. Good stuff to be a dollar a can.
What about the Super Bowl shuffel haha
no i'll have to try it...does anybody hate pasta salads besides me
pasta salads are good as hell man
this is my 1st post and the best place to leave it is the longest thread haha....
ive never tried pasta salad...always looked so nasty!!
my 3 would be
1. Torrie Wilson
2. Jennie Fench
3. J-Lo
the longest thread is a madness all owns it own...the only other madness that matches this is "Macho Madness" made famous by Randy Savage
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
snap into a slim jim!
Eeeeeliizzzzzzzzzabeth!!!
the greatest guitar player ever is the Honkytonk Man!
anyone up to getting beat in a game of golf??
Yeah you always liked mine LOL* Your mom still makes one of the best though* ;-)
algebra or geometry
alegbra all the way
geometry is a doozie!!
agreed Algebra is much easier IMO.
I need more Cow Bell, Baby! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Diet mountain dew taste more like regular mountain dew.
algebra
chicken or fish
chicken
Lets change the title of this thread to the "Longest Fluff thread ever"................. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
thats what it is basically....its almost the longest thread though
RATM or AS???
Longest thread on this message board maybe.... but I have seen threads on other message boards in the 10,000 + range...sooo I dont think yall are gonna fluff your way to a record or anything. haha
500th post
RATM...no questions
i like the new BK chicken fries
they're okay, but them texas toothpicks from hardees are pretty good too...
what are these texas toothpicks you speak of?
breaded jalepenos man...pretty good stuff with some ranch dressing
once again........ they arent spicy either though, more sweet than anything. hardees needs to learn what a dang SPICY sammich is. Speaking of spicy sammiches, that thing that sonic came out with....... the "habanero" sauce, isnt hot either. NOT AT ALL, my g/f who cant stand spicy food, who gets sick and vomits from spicy food, handled a bite of that somonabeeshsammich. so yeah. screw these "spicy" burgers that all of the restaurants are coming out with. im pissed. ima invent a hot burger by george.
dude, we need to open up a chain of restuarants that carry real spicy foods, not that girly stuff (my g/f thinks the spicy chickens from hardees are spicy!!), spicy enough to make ya grow some hair on ya chest if ya aint got none, and grow some more if ya already do..anyways..
me and some buddies were down at the beach, waitresses at hooters had some kind of competition goin on and when they got certain tasks completed, you had to take a shot of the 911 sauce, haha..not a lil shot, but the whole container of it..ain't never seen that boys face light up like that..haha